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''...From a random network IRC channel, somewhere in space and time
You find yourself at a keyboard. You don't know where, or why, but you feel drawn to stare at the screen, with no regard to the world around you. You've entered... the #o-chan zone...''
-Menchii
Weeaboo Toaster Snacks. You know you want them.
Sep 18 01:48:50 <menchii> I'm going to market a new poptart type food.. going to call it Weaboo Toaster Snacks
Sep 18 01:49:00 <BlackCat22> o.O
Sep 18 01:49:15 <menchii> WT Snacks for short
Sep 18 01:49:27 <menchii> and sell it to 4channers and make milllions
Sep 18 01:49:30 <BlackCat22> Mmmmmmm.....poptarts
Sep 18 01:50:23 <menchii> with ecchi anime drawings on the poptarts
Sep 18 01:50:25 <menchii> in icing
Sep 18 01:50:30 <BlackCat22> BRILLIANT
Sep 18 01:50:37 <menchii> srsly rite?
Sep 18 01:51:08 <Prelude_Gundam> excuse me
Sep 18 01:51:16 <menchii> yes?
Sep 18 01:51:27 <menchii> a flaw in my plan?
Sep 18 01:53:45 <Prelude_Gundam> I have no idea what you guys are talking about
Sep 18 01:53:57 <BlackCat22> waffles, tasty waffles
Sep 18 01:54:05 <menchii> WEABOO TOASTER SNACKS!
Sep 18 01:54:44 <menchii> here. have a bunny with a pancake on it's head.
Sep 18 01:56:08 <BlackCat22> MINE EYES!! THEY TURNED TO MUFFINS!!
Sep 18 01:56:58 <menchii> you can't fool me with your little sighs, and your come hither muffins
Sep 18 01:57:03 <menchii> no wait
Sep 18 01:58:20 <RandomGuyWithaMazda> holy shit
Sep 18 01:58:25 <RandomGuyWithaMazda> weeaboo toaster snacks
Sep 18 01:58:33 <RandomGuyWithaMazda> THATS GENIUS
Sep 18 01:58:37 <menchii> you know you want them
Sep 18 01:58:39 <menchii> admit it
Sep 18 01:58:40 <RandomGuyWithaMazda> I DO
Sep 18 01:58:46 <RandomGuyWithaMazda> I WANT WEEABOO TOASTER SNACKS
Sep 18 01:58:52 <RandomGuyWithaMazda> I MUST HAVE THEM
Sep 18 01:58:55 <RandomGuyWithaMazda> KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Sep 18 01:59:15 <menchii> the TV commercials will be like the ones for Fruity Oaty Bars on Serenity
Sep 18 01:59:28 <menchii> they'll subliminally send children into a frenzy
Sep 18 02:01:01 <menchii> I could replae the starbucks coffee bar scene
Sep 18 02:01:09 <menchii> with WEABOO BARS
Sep 18 02:02:26 <menchii> this requires photoshop skillz
Sep 18 02:03:13 <menchii> manslave! fetch me a photoshop nerd to do my bidding!
Sep 18 17:20:47 <Bridget> WEE WEE WEEABOO TOASTER TARTS
Sep 18 17:20:48 <menchii> its not my fault!
Sep 18 17:20:53 <Bridget> *does jingle*
Sep 18 17:20:54 <menchii> he's addicted
Sep 18 17:21:08 <RGwP> lol
Sep 18 17:21:41 <BlackCat22> menchii: check your pm
Sep 18 17:22:05 <menchii> its the extra sugar in the toaster snacks. sorry guys
Sep 18 17:22:10 <RGwP> SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION WIIABOO TOASTER SNACKS -- NOW OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL WITH LINK, MASTER SWORDS, MORE KANA, WIIMOTES, WAPANESE KIDS PLAYING WITH WIIMOTES, NINTENDOGS, PENIS, AND MARIO FUCKING LUIGI IN HIS TENDER ASS
Sep 18 17:23:19 <menchii> you sick sick man
Sep 18 17:23:40 <menchii> you forgot the trading cards
Sep 18 17:23:46 <RGwP> DAMN IT
Sep 18 17:23:59 <RGwP> and the special limited edition first printed trading cards
Sep 18 17:24:06 <RGwP> with holographic cars
Sep 18 17:24:15 <RGwP> and platinum card protectors
Sep 18 17:24:22 <Bridget> it wouldn't be so tender all the time if he'd just use the lube like he is supposed to
Sep 18 17:24:36 <RGwP> protip: luigi likes it without lube
Sep 18 17:24:46 <Bridget> :( luigi is hardcore
Sep 18 17:24:51 <RGwP> he is
Sep 18 17:25:05 <RGwP> which is why there will only be 5 holographic luigi cards ever printed
Sep 18 17:25:22 <RGwP> he costs 2398752094867435 wii-power to summon
Sep 18 17:25:46 <RGwP> but his special ability allows you to end the game instantly, provided you give your opponent a reach-around.
Sep 18 17:25:56 <RGwP> With you as the victor.
Sep 18 17:25:59 <RGwP> of course
Sep 18 17:26:29 <menchii> flawless victory
Sep 19 12:25:02 <arclight_> wtf are weaboo toaster snacks?
Sep 19 12:25:13 <RandomGuyWithaPontiac> DELICIOUS TREATS
Sep 19 12:25:15 <RandomGuyWithaPontiac> YOU MUST EAT THEM
Sep 19 12:25:33 <arclight_> PERHAPS FOR DESSERT
Sep 19 12:26:42 <Arktis> Basically it's like this, Arc.
Sep 19 12:27:01 <Arktis> They're like poptarts, but they have little hentai icing drawings on them.
Sep 19 12:27:01 <RandomGuyWithaPontiac> sites down?
Sep 19 12:27:03 <RandomGuyWithaPontiac> wha?
Sep 19 12:27:19 <Arktis> Weeaboo Toaster Snacks.
Sep 19 12:27:21 <RandomGuyWithaPontiac> works for me
Sep 19 12:27:22 <RandomGuyWithaPontiac> ...
Sep 19 12:27:31 <RandomGuyWithaPontiac> ECCHI ICING DRAWING
Sep 19 12:27:34 <Arktis> RIGHT
Sep 19 12:27:35 <Arktis> ECCHI
Sep 19 12:27:36 <Arktis> MY BA
Sep 19 12:27:38 <Arktis> D
Sep 19 12:27:45 <RandomGuyWithaPontiac> NOW WITH MORE KANA CHARACTERS
Sep 19 12:27:53 <Arktis> Site's not working for me.
Sep 19 12:27:55 <RandomGuyWithaPontiac> SOON TO HIT SHELVES: WII-ABOO SNACKS
Sep 19 12:27:59 <RandomGuyWithaPontiac> WITH TRADIN CARDS
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